How is that different from a team manager? Bench Coach keeps track of penalties and can call for points or penalty challenges. Team Manager arranges the skater lineups for each jam. I personally think I do better as a team manager than a bench coach, but what the hell? I'll try most things once.
I tried to go for "comfortably pretty". Did the hair and makeup all girly-like, but wore comfortable shoes to run around the infield screaming, HOLD THE INSIDE! LOOK BEHIND YOU! SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The hair was a total fluke. I set it earlier in the afternoon, but it didn't take fully, except for my bangs. CRAP. What to do? I quickly added about 50 lbs. of hairspray and made victory rolls. A tornado could've hit my hair and it wouldn't have budged. I got a lot of compliments on it, which surprised me.
For makeup, I had a lot of glitter added around my eyes. The funny part about that was having people get distracted when I tried to talk to them about VERY SERIOUS derby stuff. Apparently it's the little things that can throw people off.
Oh, and guess who's the captain of the all-star Ri-Ettes this year? Yeah, ME!
OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That first pic is really cool to me for some reason.
It reminds me of an in-show pic from a Broadway playbill.
Area 51 all thought you purdied up real nice. I was just amazed the curl stayed in after all that bellowing.
Troy: so, I'm the Ethel Merman of derby?
Kenny: I TOLD it to stay. It obeyed!
Nothing wrong with that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lWQF30YAT0
I was one of your coif-admirers.
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